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(Apr 6, 2005)
Interlude & Thoughts on Alligator Stomp Vol. 2
The pressures of finding good new music take their toll. Things get
shoved into little straightjackets - based on the answers to the
questions: Is it new enough? Is it original? Does it have commercial
potential? How old are the artists? Are they on the way up or on
the way down? What is the genre? Does this genre belong on World
Of Gigs based on its clientele? and on and on ad nauseam.
Enjoyment of the music, which should be primary, takes a distant
back seat to all these other concerns. Of course, once you stop
enjoying the music, you start viewing everything with a jaundiced
eye. Nothing is quite good enough; everything is a disappointment.
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So when I wandered into Amoeba the other day I decided to just
pick up some new stuff and listen to it and not worry about
whether it fit all these self-imposed straightjackets I'd set
for myself and this column. I came across a Zydeco/Cajun
compilation published in 1991, but many of the songs are far older
than that. I was familiar with only 2 songs of the 20 or so
selections on the CD - "Choo Choo Ch'Boogie" and "Jambalaya." The
latter was popularized by John Fogarty in his first solo effort after
the CCR breakup, and was always a favorite of mine. But it was
written by Hank Williams, Sr., so we're reaching back a ways. "Choo
Choo Ch'Boogie" I'd heard as a between-sets toss-off by some bar
band that used to play at Hoagie Barmichael's back in the early
80s. Both outstanding songs. The whole CD is like that: It's
shit-kickin' music - accordion, violin, strong rhythm section, blasting
out boogie woogie and blues nonstop.
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And I got to thinking as I listened to the first music I'd truly enjoyed
without any reservation in about 6 months: what is missing from the
current rock/pop/alternative scene that was present in this Zydeco
genre? The answer is so obvious that it was staring me in the face
all this time. HEART. Zydeco has heart. Boogie woogie has heart. Blues
had heart, before it started getting watered way, way down. You don't
have to try and like shit-kickin' music - you can't help but like it. What
a far cry from The Mars Volta, which I actually gave a decent review to
because it's the best of a very poor litter of new releases (but see upcoming
review for Queens of the Stone Age, which is very good.) Rock has lost
its heart. Huey Lewis told us back in the late 80's that "The Heart of
Rock and Roll is Still Beating" - but it beat slower and slower, and Huey
himself helped to slow it down with some of his later pap like "Happy to
be Stuck With You." What a waste of vinyl that was. But, as usual, I digress.
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So, give me music with HEART. I don't care if it's an 80 year
old blues singer like RL Burnside, or a 90 year old Cuban legend
like Compay Segundo, or bless their hearts, young up and comers
like Bronco Tatonka and I Am Alpha, who are the future of Rock
and Roll, if it has one. When music has HEART it sounds like it came
up out of a well in the ground, already composed, like the notes
all had to be exactly the way they were. Seamless. When music lacks
HEART, it's easy to hear the seams. Rhymes are strained; lyrics are
stilted; guitar solos are forced; hooks stand out like pink and green
pushpins on a white wall.
Let's look at the bands out there right now with our "HEART" glasses
on and see how they stack up.
Queens of the Stone Age - HEART
U2 - Not anymore
Social Distortion - HEART
Cure - Not anymore
Good Charlotte - Nope
Camper Van Beethoven - Not anymore
Louis XIV - Nope
System of a Down - HEART
The Mars Volta - Nope
Killers - Maybe (see upcoming review)
Interpol - HEART
Modest Mouse - HEART
White Stripes - HEART
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Not anymore
Linkin Park - HEART
Ozomatli - HEART
Beck - Not anymore
You can go on and on, but it's pretty easy to decide - very few
bands "on the fence." I just don't want to waste any more of my
life listening to music without HEART.
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